Pudding's favourite place - on my bed
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Things I've learnt from Pudding:
* If you stare at someone longingly enough, eventually it'll become yours
* If at first you don't succeed, beg.
* Don't go out without I.D.
* Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
* Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
* Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
* Always give people a friendly greeting. when loved ones come home always run to greet them.
* If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
* Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
* Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure bliss.
* When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
* Let others know when they've invaded your territory
* Take naps and stretch before rising.
* Run, romp and play daily.
* Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
* Be loyal.
* Never pretend to be something you're not.
* If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
* When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
* Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
* On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
* Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
* We've all wanted to run away from home sometime or other
* Chasing cars is a good exercise.
* Sometimes you have to take matters into your own mouth.
* Paws and reflect on what life has given you.
* Good grooming is important.
* Stick to clothing that compliments your natural coloring.
* Always leave a little something for those you love.
* Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize.
* Shed your inhibitions
* Don't lie about where you've been.
* Get to the root of the problem as fast as possible
* There is nothing more satisfying than getting into nature.
* Suround yourself in comfort
* Clean and orderly is boring
* There is nothing worse than being caught between someone elses sheets
* Sometimes you have to jump through hoops for people
* Learn a few tricks to entertain guests
* the back yard is a safe place to store your favorite possesions.
* It seems some days are spent chasing your tail.
* It is hard not to look guilty when you're doing something wrong
* Let everyone know when you arrive.
* Leave your mark wherever you go.
* Having someone scratch your back can be a blessed experience.
* Show pleasure by drooling.
* Just the thought of some things can make your mouth water.
* Pay attention to people, even if you don't understand what they are saying
* Keep your ears perked up for any juicy gossip.
* People get upset if you stain their carpets no matter how cute you are.
* Put your nose directly into other people's business.
* Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
* If you can get sympathy form someone - food can't be far behind
* If you get caught...Play dumb
* Acting tough can scare alot of people
* Always look happy when someone you like comes home.
* If you can’t quite reach that itch, find a wall or a floor to rub against.
* Mom will get mad if you dig in her flower garden.
* Don’t roll in the mud unless you want an immediate bath.
* Sometimes you just don’t want to “sit” or “lay down”.
* Begging only gets you so far. Puppy dog eyes will get you what you want.
* Everyone else’s food always looks better than yours. If that food is left unattended, it’s fair game.
* Accidents happen.
* Don’t knock dad’s arm when he’s driving.
* Nap. Nap in the sun, nap in the shade, but for God’s sake, NAP.
* Make sure you stop and smell the roses (and other things)
* Lick someone happily no matter how bad they look or smell in the morning
* If at first you don't succeed, beg.
* Don't go out without I.D.
* Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
* Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
* Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
* Always give people a friendly greeting. when loved ones come home always run to greet them.
* If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
* Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
* Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure bliss.
* When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
* Let others know when they've invaded your territory
* Take naps and stretch before rising.
* Run, romp and play daily.
* Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
* Be loyal.
* Never pretend to be something you're not.
* If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
* When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
* Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
* On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
* Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
* We've all wanted to run away from home sometime or other
* Chasing cars is a good exercise.
* Sometimes you have to take matters into your own mouth.
* Paws and reflect on what life has given you.
* Good grooming is important.
* Stick to clothing that compliments your natural coloring.
* Always leave a little something for those you love.
* Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize.
* Shed your inhibitions
* Don't lie about where you've been.
* Get to the root of the problem as fast as possible
* There is nothing more satisfying than getting into nature.
* Suround yourself in comfort
* Clean and orderly is boring
* There is nothing worse than being caught between someone elses sheets
* Sometimes you have to jump through hoops for people
* Learn a few tricks to entertain guests
* the back yard is a safe place to store your favorite possesions.
* It seems some days are spent chasing your tail.
* It is hard not to look guilty when you're doing something wrong
* Let everyone know when you arrive.
* Leave your mark wherever you go.
* Having someone scratch your back can be a blessed experience.
* Show pleasure by drooling.
* Just the thought of some things can make your mouth water.
* Pay attention to people, even if you don't understand what they are saying
* Keep your ears perked up for any juicy gossip.
* People get upset if you stain their carpets no matter how cute you are.
* Put your nose directly into other people's business.
* Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
* If you can get sympathy form someone - food can't be far behind
* If you get caught...Play dumb
* Acting tough can scare alot of people
* Always look happy when someone you like comes home.
* If you can’t quite reach that itch, find a wall or a floor to rub against.
* Mom will get mad if you dig in her flower garden.
* Don’t roll in the mud unless you want an immediate bath.
* Sometimes you just don’t want to “sit” or “lay down”.
* Begging only gets you so far. Puppy dog eyes will get you what you want.
* Everyone else’s food always looks better than yours. If that food is left unattended, it’s fair game.
* Accidents happen.
* Don’t knock dad’s arm when he’s driving.
* Nap. Nap in the sun, nap in the shade, but for God’s sake, NAP.
* Make sure you stop and smell the roses (and other things)
* Lick someone happily no matter how bad they look or smell in the morning
Some things about Pudding:
Her favorite place is on my bed.
Her favorite fruit is mango
Her favorite desert is a banana
Her favorite person is my mom
She favors a backrub from my dad.
Her favorite friend is another Labrador named Ginger
Her favorite snacks are schmackos Chicken strips
She’s afraid of firecrackers
She’s never been in a dryer
She’s bitten at least 7 people including everyone in my family.
She actually did eat my homework once, well ate on it anyway.
Sleeping is her favorite thing to do and she’s asleep at least 15 hours of the day.
Her favorite fruit is mango
Her favorite desert is a banana
Her favorite person is my mom
She favors a backrub from my dad.
Her favorite friend is another Labrador named Ginger
Her favorite snacks are schmackos Chicken strips
She’s afraid of firecrackers
She’s never been in a dryer
She’s bitten at least 7 people including everyone in my family.
She actually did eat my homework once, well ate on it anyway.
Sleeping is her favorite thing to do and she’s asleep at least 15 hours of the day.
Why Pudding is better than Paris Hilton's Tinkerbell:
- When you do find her, her fur and nails wouldn’t have changed colour
- You wouldn’t have to search as far as the drain pipes to find her.
- You would notice if Pudding was missing
- You wouldn’t accidentally make the mistake of sitting on Pudding.
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